Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Harsh but fairA few years back on holiday in France with the family, we visited the beach. Out in the sea they had a floating platform for people to dive off. Me and my brother swam out and began diving in, but much to my annoyance some little French twunt kept on diving in every time I surfaced with the intent of splashing me. Wisened up to this, I simply sat down on the platform and waited, in some sort of stand-off with French kid. Eventually, he gave up and dived in, so seeing my chance I jumped after him... and hit him full on as he resurfaced, breaking one of his ribs. Cue lots of screaming, and me making a hasty exit.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 13:07, Reply)
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