Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Ha!I'm known for pulling the odd practical joke - nothing major or anything like that, just daft things - and only on someone who can take it....
Anyhoo
I had a font that had everything upside-down (I've since lost it so if anyone has it, please pass it on??) - I did the predictable and changed my mate's fonts (Let's call him Bob). Cue much giggling on my and everyone else's part.
He came back and announced that he was leaving - effective immediately. He turned on his heel and was gone - didn't even check his PC or anything. All that effort for nothing.
My manager comes over and says "Right, JTW, I'm taking your PC and you can have Bob's"
"But, but, but...."
It took me 2 hours to unset it - gave my colleagues a proper laugh.
That'll teach me.
On the plus side, I later changed my manager's laptop fonts to the same a week later :o)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 13:54, Reply)
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