Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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SmokingI've just rememberd something.
I had the unfortunate experience to live with my mother and horrid stepfather on the Isle of wight for a year after flunking college. Mother went away to visit her sister, so I had to make the dinner for everyone. So I had to live with this control freak of a stepfather for one night, and his 3 kids. One of the kids had a problem with wetting the bed and if he did it stepfather (his own father) would go mad and put him in the outhouse to sleep in the freezing cold. I was very aware of this and was sympathetic to his poor son, he needed help and they refused to address it properly. The Stepfather's coupe de grace was farting on the sofa in his underwear after eating a meal. So who's the twunt ? Luckily I had an excuse to vacate the lounge where he watched crap TV and smoked. I had to cook him and the others dinner, so whilst he was in said lounge I made 2 spag bol dinners, one for him and the rest for me and the 3 kids. I looked after the kid and put a special sheet on his bed. The meal had all the same ingredients, except his, I emptied the ashtrays (minus the stubs) in his spag bol. He never noticed. so he was eating his own ash. I now wish I'd emptied the piss from his son's bed. Ha !
He's a porn photographer in Tanzania now and my Mum got shot of him soon after, but I can't tell her. She's too straight !
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Tiggy the diver, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:31,
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