John Crhistophe Nvoelli ( all the post is deliberately spelt incorrectly) the supposed Frech Gorgeous Chef with the black curly hair
He's on TV at the moment inputting some crap into alan Sgugar's crap TV program which I've just turned off.

I remember John. Oh yes do I..........

Few years ago I went with a mate* to an all day foodie do at the Hotel du Ven in Winchester where we had a flower arranging show, then a gorge 4 course meal, lots of wine, and then after, John demostrating his wares in a room with a few cookers and hobs. Jamei Oliver was just starting on TV, it was about that time. anyway he started to melt some sugar (no relative to the bloke) to make some caramel and then demonstrate said caramel as a fine strand around a knife steel. Most of us were pissed from the wine tasting, me included, and things were said in hush hush voices about how absolutely crap he was talking about caramel. So - I was making the most noise, so he said "Madame, si'l vous plait, viene ici avec moi et faire la meme" which means "please come up here and do the same"

So not wanting to let the side down, and pissed as a fart, got up and went to the bowl of steaming sugar caramel. Got the steel, got the spoon and wrapped it around the thing like a TV pro. A VERY loud clapping ensued and I got asked to continue the cooking demonstration by demand.

Talk about spoiling his show.

He fucked off after that........

*the mate isn't a mate any more, she married HB's son and they owe me lots of money
( Tiggy the diver, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:35, Reply)