Most
people will know Gareth Bale, as the squeeky clean Welsh football wonderkid who makes millions kicking a ball around but I know his despicable secret, he's a thief and a murderer. He killed a chimpanze and stole its face.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:19, 10 replies)

And that Martin Keown

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:22, closed)

Can't argue with that
The missing link -

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(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:39, closed)

and that apostrophe in "it's"

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:29, closed)

He killed a chimpanze and stole its face
He killed a chimpanze and stole it is face
(searlichek, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:47, closed)

It's a tragic mistaka to maka.
I blame it on English using the abbreviated possesive form but never the full form. If we did use the posessive in its full we would see thing like "Bob, his ball..." and the contraction would be obvious. Combine that with our use of 's' as an indicator of plurality and it's easy to see where the confusion may lie.
I'll admit I still like to point out gramatical errors, like the deliberate one[s] I made in this post, but it is easy to see where the confusion lays.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:20, closed)

Oh dear.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 17:06, closed)

Oh you tragic fool.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:10, closed)

"H'e kille'd a chimpanze'e and s'tole i'ts fac'e"
That better for you?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:25, closed)

So
Are fans allowed to make monkey chant noises when Bale is on the ball as long as they stop once a black teammate receives it?
(unclestinky, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 20:15, closed)

Joking aside,do
they make monkey noises when he's on the ball?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:38, closed)