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This is a question Theft

Ever stolen something? Own up to the B3ta Police. Ever been the victim of theft? Grass somebody up.

Thanks to fucksocks for the suggestion

(, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:51)
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I have a feeling I'm not the only one. I steal from myself. Tomorrow-self.
When I could go to bed at a reasonable hour, I think- no, I'll stay up another hour. Reasoning with myself that 6 hours' sleep is enough to get by with. Only tomorrow I wake to find up that Yesterday me has nicked an hour of sleep off me and I feel grotty and awful. But I can't go back and take it off yesterday me so I'm fucked.

I do this at least once a week, every week, and I still don't care about nicking sleep off tomorrow-me.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:33, 6 replies)
Yeah. But one day you'll be dead and then you'll be laughing.
Well not you. But everybody else.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:41, closed)
Punish todays self by going to a gym and lifting heavy weights for an hour. Todays self will be tired
and go to bed earlier therefore - you get the picture
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 7:02, closed)
Lightweight. I do that every single fucking day.

*yawns*
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:17, closed)
I tend to leave beers and biscuits and stuff hidden in bags and pockets for future-emvee to find
Let's face it, he needs someone to look after him
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:04, closed)
sleep when you're dead

(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:44, closed)
... as soon as possible

(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:36, closed)

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