There's a weird bit in every family...
My direct in-laws are lovely, however there's a branch of the family who are a little weird.

When meeting their Niece's boyfriend for the first time, and whilst still engaging in pleasant small talk, the Aunt and Uncle said of their daughter, Alice.
"The doctors say it's only a matter of time before she hurts herself, or somebody else."

Some time later we all turned up to their son's wedding and there was Police warning tape all the way round the church. The first comment was "Wow! Alice has finally flipped!"

It turns out it was a drugs raid on one of the houses nearby. Alice spent the day as a model bridesmaid and the only murder was of a rendition "I will always love you".
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 14 Jun 2017, 10:42, Reply)