Driving down a road an hour ago
A group of seagulls were on a pavement on the left hand side of the road, and as I began passing them one of them flew out straight in front of me. Not wanting to kill the critter, I slammed on the brakes as the seagull glared at me while squeaking abuse and carried on flying past while looking back at the car. And not paying attention to the lamppost on the other side of the road, which he happily flew into and nearly knocked himself out. That'll teach the little fucker, too busy giving me a bollocking to look where he was flying lol.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:35, 1 reply)

Not Me But
A mate of mine was in a Scottish seaside town (can't remember which) eating lunch.

Seagulls were wheeling around overhead looking for scraps. One of them shat on my mate's suit jacket then tried to swoop down and steal his sandwich.

Without thinking Steve took a swing and connected with the bird which then crashlanded on the pavement, squawking angrily and flying off.
(Barnetboy, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:59, closed)