Expects knock on door from Social Services...
Took my 3 year old to a new play (park when did they stop being playgrounds?) in the grounds of country houseand it had a rope basket-style swing where you could push your little charge quite high without fear of pushing him off.

He seemed to love it. I know this becuase he was giggling uncontrollably and shouting, "Daddy, it makes my willy feel funny." I foolishly laughed which was his cue to repeat the phrase ad infinitum. For the next 30 mins around the playpark and grounds of this estate I was followed by a little voice imploring me: "Daddy, can you make my willy feel funny again"
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:12, 5 replies)

I like the bit where you think you missed the open parenthesis, but, in a clever twist,
the opening parenthesis is on the other side of the closing parenthesis!

It's like, where do they begin and what are they trying to enclose?!! SO EXCITING!!
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:21, closed)

I like this), but what ^he (said

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:28, closed)

Ta dah (fixed)(or is it?










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(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:32, closed)

of country houseand

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:25, closed)

I need a poof reader - interested?
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:45, closed)