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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Oh Janet, You shoddy lump...

only someone as catastrophically thick as yourself could read that into my statement. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:35, 1 reply)
you do this EVERY TIME.
you blubber and snot and get all self-righteous, and the minute your massive inferiority complex reminds you that even intangible website contributors consider your 'creative' writing to have the artistic merit of dogshit on toast, you go all oh, I had a bad day, it's just a laugh though, right, and anyway I WASN'T UPSET AND YOU DON'T GET IT HAHA.

bad form, pooflake.

bad form.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:41, closed)
Re-read the post Janet, you humongous idiot...

Get the facts together (if your brain-cell can take it)

You sniveling shagsacks spend hour after hour, day after day spreading bile and vitriol on these pages. I took constant abuse, yet haven't been around for ages. I come back and get this. So where does the 'EVERY TIME' bit come from? I may have a shred of humility. Honestly, I don't care what you have.

You can't wait to back each other up in what is undoubtedly the crappiest clique I've ever experienced. But I get it - I used to be in one myself on here. Now its your turn. Don't get me wrong - you're fucking pathetic semi-demented ball-aches, and I despise all you stand for, but hey-ho, knock yourselves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:20, closed)
try and calm down, you'll do yourself a mischief.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:22, closed)
Do you have a life BTW?...

I haven't been here in a while so don't really know who you are
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:27, closed)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!
no, really. this is as funny as pooflake gets. biting, ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:59, closed)

pompous wanker
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:39, closed)
unfunny prick.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:08, closed)

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