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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Ahh, janet...up early again and with so many better things to do in her life
she's here dribbling more of the same old shit.

Darling, I would feel sad for you but I feel kinda condescending if I do.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:31, 1 reply)
wait, you feel superior because i got up early?
magnificent.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:54, closed)
Oh janet.
I don't have to "feel" superior to you, the catshit I scoop out of the kitty-litter tray each morning is superior to you.
I was merely pointing out (again) that as a fellow early riser, instead of doing something productive and constructive with your morning you hop on here to do little more than make pointless, derisory comments about other posters.
Again - pitying you for your lack of self-awareness in this situation makes me feel as tho I'm being patronising to someone who is of an inferior intellect & truth told I don't really like being 'that guy'.
Then again much like shambo, I imagine your angry, rant filled sessions on the 'puter are probably a bit of sweet respite for the people who live with you. A few hours in their day that they don't have to deal with you.
Cheers, luvvy!
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:17, closed)
no youn are.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:27, closed)
You don't know who I am do you?
You'd have got a lot more angry if you did.

Rather than that pissweak, generic response.
Figure it out sweet-cheeks.

EDIT: About an hour later and poor, old janet still hasn't figured out who I am.
PROTIP JANET: Click on my profile link. With the left mouse button.
The mouse is the thing that you don't type with.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:36, closed)
of course i know who you are.
i'm just bored with you, that's all.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:34, closed)
Well gaz me darling.
Well gaz me darling.

The second was to accomodate your short attention span.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:21, closed)

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