Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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b3ta first postI believe that getting first post in a new question of the week is something a mere mortal can never achieve and it's only ever done by those b3ta elite who change the question in the first place.
It's probably the same guy that goes round getting all the virgins first. Actually isn't that SpankyHanky?
Oh.... well that was lucky ;-)
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I'm on to you "golddust"Or should I say.. dun dun dun.. SCARYDUCK!!
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:58,
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lolthat IS scary!
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Virgins???Christ, I wish... Didn't have any of those in the Midlands and down in London you're more likely to find a pile of unicorn shit than a virgin. The closest I ever got to fucking a real live virgin was a bloke named Gary, but that's another story - bit confusing that one - and it remains locked away in the deepest darkest recessess of my brain never to see the light of day. Sambuca and Tetleys don't mix, kids...
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Unicorn Shit vs VirginsI had a virgin once she was rubbish kept on going on about how big it was then bled all over the sheets..... give me a unicorn any day.
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