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This is a question Conspiracy theory nutters

I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Well, there was this theory going about
That the QOTW suggestions page was just a space filler because the mods never actually looked at it and simply made up each week's question on a whim.

Boy, do I feel fucking stupid now...
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:09, 4 replies)
Davros' Granddad
is a sham, puppet account used by the mods to deflect attention away from their evil plans.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:54, closed)
This may or may not be true...
Depending on what skewed view of the world is currently en vogue right at this moment.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:58, closed)
You git.
I have a co-worker who is a huge conspiracy theorist. I mean huge. He doesn't even bother trying to expound the more "normal" theories being voiced on these pages (9/11, faked moon landings, etc) because as far as he's concerned, those are established facts - in much the same way as I don't feel the need to explain or defend a statement that I like bacon sandwiches. Every day, he rambles on to a greater or lesser extent and presents varying degrees of 'proof' for his current bugbears. He's a nice bloke and at least it's not boring, but the constant stream of wild ideas (not to mention the assertions of my stupidity for not realising "the truth") can get a bit much.

This week, he is on holiday.

This week, this blessed, conspiracy-free week, I can work without hearing a word of secret cabals, military technology, the evils of everything from banks to Thomas the Tank Engine (yes, seriously).

And yet this week, the fucking QOTW is on conspiracy theories.

If I didn't know better I'd swear someone had planned it JUST to piss me off.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:17, closed)
Sorry...
I never thought this would get chosen. Maybe it's a conspiracy..?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 23:17, closed)

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