Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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EscalatorsCome on, we've all wanted to run up a down escalator haven't we? As a kid I was never allowed free reign to do this so it had to wait until a drunken stag night a few years back.
After a day of drinking, four of us bundled up such an escalator at some godforsaken tube station. Being quite fit I managed to make it up first, jolly pleased with myself, but unfortunately alerted the guard/gestapo type person who took exception. There was no way he was going to catch me so he stood at the top of the escalator waiting and tapping his foot expectantly.
Along comes Geoff, who hasn't ever seen the inside of a gym and has 8 pints of kronenburg sloshing around his innards. Looking decidedly red faced Geoff is pounding up the stairs as fast as he can go. By the time he reaches the top, he's a pallid, grey colour and receiving a bollocking which is rudely interrupted when Geoff boffs up all over the guard's shoes.
Nice!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:16, Reply)
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