Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Being Of Medical Background...I am a nurse, who lives with other nurses, and have a lot of doctors and paramedics for friends so naturally (and partly because we are all a bit geeky with work) you all have a bit of a laugh and a giggle at each others stories, needless to say; when you are released back in to the general public your stories tend not to go down too well...
While out with some friends of my girlfriend one plesent summers evening, somebody happened to mention that they had seen a particually disgusting documentary the misfortunes of people who undergo cosmetic surgery, cue me explaining in graphic detail about the worse "designer vagina" mishap I had ever seen (or more the point, redressed its green potent smelling gunge daily).
Cue, the Girlfriends friends (and the girlfriend) looking rather intently between their legs grimacing trying to imagine what a vagina would look like, after a surgeon meat grinded it, rubbed it with dirt and got it nice and infected...
Only I seemed to enjoy my calzone after that...
In fairness though, as a nurse, you just forget your doing it...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04, Reply)
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