Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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So many TMI's about pubes!Alas this is no exception.
Some years ago a group of us were sat in the pub. One of our number was going away for a weekend of relentless shagging to celebrate his first anniversary (he has since married the girl so good luck to him) and announced coyly that his GF had gone off for a wax that afternoon to spice things up.
At this point another of the group (no names- I'm new here and I'm completely unsure if any of this gathering might be present) looked up from his pint and simply stated "I hope she doesn't shave it all off, M**** (his then girlfriend) did that once and it was like fucking an uncooked chicken." Erm right. Not only did I routinely meet this girl and from then on found myself looking at her and wondering but I've never shaken that comment from my head whenever I prepare a roast chicken.
Length?- All the way to the gizzards for all I know.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:39, Reply)
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