If you ever cheat on your spouse/partner/pet
Don't tell ANYONE - not even your best mate. This is the single greatest piece of advice you will ever hear.
(Blunt Logic, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

couldn't agree more mate
this advice is solid gold, and second only to 'not doing it in the first place'
(cancer joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

yep
also your brother in law ,who tells your sister , who launches into full on commando raid ,in the middle of the night-accompanied by your wife,whilst in mid coitus.Nothing makes you lose your ardor faster than hearing your older sister screaming through the letterbox of your lovers house. Real trailer trash style .
(bane, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Or
Don't cheat because it's a really cunty thing to do.
(Charlene 5.06 out of 10, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

yeah but
Its better sex...
(acerboyz, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)