"Would you like to stroke my monkey?"
McDonalds, late evening, Cambridge.

After a few hours of buggering around in the city me and my slightly intoxicated student chum-pals go for some eats at MaccyD's.

While I'm waiting for my apple pie a staggering, homeless Scotsman approaches me and asks,

"Would you like to stroke my monkey?" in an accent rough enough to give you a nasty carpet burn.

Now, at this point I'm panicking. A tramp's just asked me to wank him off in the middle of an almost empty fast-food outlet in the late hours of the night, he might have a knife...

But then the tramp suprises me, he unzips his coat to reveal a cheeky little plush monkey teddy and tickles it's chin. I laugh, he laughs, everythings okay again.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, 1 reply)

He he
I like it :)
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:04, closed)