Star wars.

(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

The new question will be Controversial Beliefs and we will have a fucking field day with it.
Mark my words.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:49, 2 replies)

anyone?
anyone? beuller?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:35, 5 replies)

last

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

PR: Went to Eastern Europe.
Upset the locals.

DISCLAIMER: I found out after writing this it was apparently the Austrian generals. This did not affect the result.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:57, 2 replies)

I once ate some shrimp while in Northern China, some ridiculous distance from the sea.
I thought I was going to turn inside out.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Some food advice whilst traveling.
1.) If you wouldn't put it in your mouth when it was alive don't start now. If you're not a gay sheep-o-phile then you probably won't enjoy eating their testicles. Even on a dare.

2.) If you can't speak the language and you're not sure what you're ordering then stick to the number system. Unless you really wanted that deep fried donkey's faeces, squid's beak soup and pre-chewed cud salad.

3.) If you are not adept at using the local eating utensils ask for a knife and fork. Despite the fact that you may want to look legit - you'll probably end up with a stain on your clothes. Most of the 3rd, 4th and 5th world knows what they look like - they just may not use (or wash) them regularly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:52, 4 replies)

mean- ness
just saying.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 7:37, 5 replies)