My most treasured possessionWhat's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
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Gosh! nearly forgot....I'd save my sterling silver nipple clamps given to me by a great aunt who had them hand made in the 1930s. Why she thought I would appreciate them is anybodies guess.
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Mon 12 May 2008, 11:33,
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I wish it was trueand that I had an aunt like that and then I wouldn't have to rely on clothespegs and crocodile clips.
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Jump LeadsFTW.
especially if you connect them to a battery.
and put them on your testicles.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:40,
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@KaolOf course it's not true.
Their actually made of bronze.
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Mon 12 May 2008, 11:42,
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Of course!I find that anything nipple-related works best if it's been heated up with a blow-torch first.
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nipple manipulationis a very precise art. I think medals should be awarded to those who get it just right.
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What do you look for in nipple manipulation then?I only ask because, well, a friend of mine is having problems, and, well, yeah. Anyway.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:48,
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andwhat sort of medal is awarded?
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:52,
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@alsmall, pink medal.
@Kaol - my first attempt at losing my virginity ended abruptly when his mum walked into the bedroom to put some clothes in the airing cupboard.
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@CHCBYou could have just continued, or had his mum mistakenly used the new pink airing cupboard?
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mistaspakkaman finally exists!, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59,
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she put me offI couldn't bring myself to lube the strap-on with her watching.
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One medal. Voila.
For services to nipple manipulation.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:06,
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nope,sorry. I'm sure someone will award it to you though, but I can only judge those who have performed with excellence on my good self.
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you meanLEE MAJORS!
waaayyyyyy-haaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10,
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ohsniffs
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14,
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The medalSo if it has additional piercings, what does that mean? Is it some kind of distinction?
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mistaspakkaman finally exists!, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15,
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If it hasa steel ring through it, it also refers to services to rimming.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16,
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^^ummmmm
*is nervous*
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20,
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You see Kaolthat's how to kill a thread stone dead.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:56,
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It's an art...The best thing is that people never suspect the guy in the wheelchair.
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I wasn't aware there was ever a bespokenipple-clamp service. You learn something new every day. They'd be the best conversation piece ever though!
@ CHCB - yes, it is a DILF, we used to use it about one of the teachers at my school. He never did work out what it meant...
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Maladicta is gainfully employed from the 4th, Mon 12 May 2008, 16:59,
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