A load of us all gathered round at rachelswipe's flat one evening and skyped psychochomp
It was totes hilare, until he found out it was us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:29, 22 replies)

Have you got any more unfunny in-joke stories?
You should post them too.
(DOCTOR FUCK your friend and colleague, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:43, closed)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:04, closed)

he'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:30, closed)

NO, I SKYPED PSYCHOCHOMP!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:44, closed)

was that before or after the we touched each other's junk?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:44, closed)

I was touching yours all evening

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:03, closed)

you weren't there you fucking glory hunter

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:30, closed)

+hole s

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:02, closed)

I rang his mobile and I set up 'his' collarspace profile!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:58, closed)

no i done the calling, you just did the profile, 'member?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:04, closed)

I even managed to reflect his vanity and unwarranted self importance!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:35, closed)

The length of upset about a supposed phone call is closing in on the length of time the fag took. It's quite astonishing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:13, closed)

I didn't do the mobile phone call.
If I had popular life failure Psychochomp's mobile number, I would scrawl it on the wall of a public convenience alongside a desperate request for 'hot cock fag action'.

NOBODY HAD BETTER DO THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:29, closed)

Sorry to disappoint tangles
But as a confirmed Luddite, I don't have a skype account, never used it in my life, don't have the first clue how it works, don't have it installed on any of my devices. Nor do I keep contact details for people whom I dislike. These things are very easily proven.

I CAN offer you some drama about getting out of the car and landing in a puddle because SOMEONE parked it in the wet patch if you're interested?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:18, closed)

"Interested" is a very strong word

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:20, closed)

95 kilos makes one hell of a splash, high heels or not.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:29, closed)

Yeah yeah stick to the 9.5kg ones, eh??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:34, closed)

missed u babes xxx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:47, closed)

parked in wet patch
Jesus how big was the vagina?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:00, closed)

fucksake
I logged in to make a comment like that then noticed you'd already done it.
( gone, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:43, closed)

I reckon yours would have been better, Noctu
that andythepieman is an absolute dick
(quintsy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:56, closed)

Swiples xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 17:02, closed)