School trip to Reculver
Geography trip day. Location: Reculver. Probably the most boring word ever heard by a 15 year old.

My dad drove me to school and dropped me off a little way off from the gates. I waved a big wave goodbye, then turned around. After a few steps I glance back - he's going the other way. Turning 180 degrees, I traipsed off on an adventure.

Well, I sat in the park and drew for a bit. Then got bored and went home.

Sneaking around the back, I peered out of a bush to scout out the interior. Shit! That was my mum at the window. Pretend not to see her. Wait, that won't work.

She went ballistic. Turns out the school had called home and everyone started to think I'd been kidnapped. They almost called the police. I felt pretty shetty.

Worst part was my dad drove me to Reculver and I had to go after all. It was as shit as it sounds.
(brtje, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:10, 11 replies)

I hate feeling shetty.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 0:01, closed)

Because they weren't pretty enough?

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 0:55, closed)

I had a shag in a caravan in Reculver, interesting broadsword Reculver fact for you there

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 20 Sep 2015, 17:24, closed)

Is that from where your love of breasts developed?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:03, closed)

from
love of
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:11, closed)

in with
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:37, closed)

I love how shit this is
Clickclickclick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 20 Sep 2015, 18:38, closed)

Shilpa Shetty?
Wasn't that Shilpa Popadum from Big Brother.
(kitescreech still here, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 8:14, closed)