Little things that turn you onWhat are the odd little things that turn you on? OK, so nudity (or a pulse) does it for most people, but everyone's got their own quirks. Tell B3ta about it. It's all the for the best, you know.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 15:16)
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Sing!To the tune of The Sound Of Music's Favourite Things...
Gay boys in bondage
And schoolgirls with bullwhips
Bright shiny dildos
With 14 inch bell-ends
Pictures of homos
With things up their rings
These are a few of my favourite things...
When the clap strikes
When my knob shrinks
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just waaaaaannnkkk like mad!
/I'll get me coat
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 12:53,
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