On the Tube last week
I watched as a bloke ran on to the train on the northern line. The doors were already closing, but not wanting to wait another 3 mins for the next train, managed to fit an arm through the door before they closed, then forced them open. He then squidged himself on. Much to the dismay of the cramped passengers on the other side of the door.

The doors then slammed shut behind him.

I then noticed his beige rain mac hadnt made it through the door as well as he had, and was sticking a clear 1-2 foot out into the air. I giggle, we all giggle. Twat man has had his day.

He then sees us all giggling and with a smirk on his face begins to pull his coat through the doors... until it jams... Why had it stopped? because there was a great big brown button jamming it on the outside - preventing it from being pulled through.

Then I heard the whine of the motors start up and away he went...

His coat was still 1 foot clear of the train sticking out. As it ran down the platform it would waft past and slap people knocking peoples newspapers.

God knows what state it was in by the time he got to the next station.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:04, 8 replies)

And then it snagged on the edge of the tunnel, and there was a scene like that bit near the end of Alien Resurrection.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:13, closed)

Do you mean
when the hybrid thingy gets suck out into space?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:23, closed)

I saw a clip of that last week!
It was horrible! I know it ran around mushing people into little terrified smooshes but still... bad form!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 1:02, closed)

with any luck
The next few stops were on the opposite side and he missed his destination.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:46, closed)

I didnt think of this, and has given my story a whole new dimension
:D
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:56, closed)

I like this - a lot...

You, sir are rapidly moving through the ranks as one of my favourite B3tards. Of course, you realise this is like the kiss of death anmd I apologise for that. But your last few posts have been quite excellent.

*clicks damn hard*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:11, closed)

Yeah
Agreed this is funny *clack*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:24, closed)

Hopefully he died.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34, closed)