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Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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Late one night I witnessed exactly the reason why UFO watchers and conspiracy theorists are
unintellectual bellends driven by their own senseless none data and none proof. It was a BSKYB program on some awful 400+ channel and a like there was this guy lets call him - Jeremy Kyle Mk5 or JK5 and he had a group of keen UFO spotters spouting their usual shit about SHEEPLE not understanding. All very amusing. However, shit got serious when one group started saying how they had modified their DSLRs and their Christmas Cracker telescopes and had in our very own solar system witnessed ongoing spaceship battles, NASA WOULD NOT COMMENT SHEEPLE (or any other space agency). JK5 was suitably angry and the audience muttered their approval.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:24, 6 replies)
I think you got a bit
of spit on your monitor there.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:55, closed)
Yes, I was really irate when I wrote that, I think my heart rate almost went to 65bpm.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:09, closed)
As a fellow unintellectual (is that a real word?) bellend
I can safely say I have never seen a UFO.
Of course many of them are invisible.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:38, closed)
Is that even a real comment, what does it mean?
You miss the point where they have proof, not even of the possibility of UFO but with real HD pictures from their Argos DSLR via jam jar telescopes - take that SCIENTISTS
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:17, closed)
Untellectual

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:03, closed)
VG

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:40, closed)

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