Good job I'm not unemployed
According to www.entitledto.co.uk/ I wouldn't get a bean.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:51, 6 replies)

Is this what is meant by "irony"?
I'm comfortably in the higher income tax bracket, and pay a shitload in NI contributions, therefore I contribute a significant amount to keeping dole-scrounging chavs in the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed.

Yet, according to that calculator, if I were to lose my job I'd get fuck all.

Where's the justice in that? I swear, my parents should never have raised me properly. They should have just encouraged me to leech off the state from day one.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:29, closed)

I think it's because I have savings over £6,000
However, If I pissed that up the wall in a couple of days on drugs, booze and hookers, I *would* get free money.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:42, closed)

Party round your place, then.
Mind if I invite myself?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:49, closed)

Hum.
£190.95 per week. Breaks down to £50 quid for Jobseekers and 140ish housing benefit. Survival. Not so fun.
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 16:28, closed)

fuck my arse
I'd only be loosing 400 squid a month if I stopped working.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 20:35, closed)

Wow
i'm entitled to fuck all pounds and fuck all pence.

Where's my big TV? Where's my holiday in the sun? Where's my flash car?

Cunts.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:52, closed)