Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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fucking wheelLast weekend, I went for a few pints in the pub after work. I only had a tenner but luckily won about forty odd quid on the fruit machine (as did my mate), allowing us to get severely minging. I was so buckled at chucking outtime that I had to geta taxi home, leaving my bike chained up outside my work.
I awoke on Sunday and walked to work only to find that the front wheel had been stolen from my bike. I spent the night at work in a mood, severely hacked off with everyone and everything.
At closing time , I decided to get the bus home but missed it and went for a quick pint instead. The next bus came, I got on and lo and behold what was sitting on the front seat? A boy with 2 bike wheels, one was definately mine
"That's my fucking wheel", I said/shouted
and after some discussion, he gave it back.
Fucking thieving little cunt.
Result!
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 15:52,
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