Ooh, here's one.
I spent three years training to be a graphic designer in the late 1980s.

Eighteen years on I now work as a regeneration adviser. It's like my life took a different turn based on a random decision made years ago. I feel like I'm living in a parallel world or something, whereas real me is sitting at a computer doing whizzy graphicy stuff, whilst simultaneously bemoaning the advent of computers cos they've taken all the skill out of drawing, and really missing the smell of magic markers...

What do you mean, 'there's something on my back'?

*Edit* The irony of a massive Who geek working in regeneration is not lost on me...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, 7 replies)

I often get this feeling.
My life could have gone many different ways, and I keep feeling that I've made the wrong decisions, and I should be somewhere else right now.

Ho hum.
( Thinker, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, closed)

that thing on your back
It looks like a beetle but people say its a spider

(Have to give clicks to a Dr Who related reply)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:54, closed)

^^Agrees.
Something is not right in my life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, closed)

Turn Left.
That's my advice to you. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, closed)

Don't
go and see fortune tellers on strange planets.

That's my advice to you.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:07, closed)

Two words
I like :D
(Kuja335, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:24, closed)

So do you ever ask people,
"Can you see the real me, can ya? Can ya?"

_Sorry...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:06, closed)