How do you know so many broken people?
Were you written by the team who do Eastenders?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:24, 1 reply)

our house got demolished when i was a teenager
and we got shunted to the outskirts of liverpool. this particular area is so close-knit it's partially inbred, which is why we don't date locals
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:41, closed)

A-HAH!
You were written by the team who did Brookside!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Jan 2017, 19:26, closed)

brookside is classy compared to this

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:40, closed)

Brookside The Diddymen
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 Feb 2017, 18:23, closed)

5"3 isn't diddy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:49, closed)