Hahah, Ive Been Waiting For This!
Listen one And All To the Legend Of Crab Claw Man!

Theres a woods near my house which is really fucking scary and there was always this creepy tramp dowb there who lived in some abandoned water treatment pipes where we used to hang out (when he wasnt there) anyways, one day we were going past the woods and just over the fence there was the most gigantic pile of crab claws just abandonded there, odd, we thought. the next day they were gone, completely and there was just an old abandoned boot and the remnants of a fire in its place, this freaked out my young neigbor enough but we decided to insist for weeks that the tramp had eaten them all abd then was sleeping there when some toxic waste was dumped on him and now he was half tramp half crab and wandered the small villiage at night looking for human prey as revenge for his horrible mutation, after this he was so scared he wouldnt leave his house after dark. Cue us leaving crab claws around his house and gardern and banging on his windows at night. sounds cruel now, but alot of fun.
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:20, Reply)