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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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At my last birthday, I was taken home by three women. Not lying.
Actually taken home. Two butch lesbians supporting me, Mrs Vagabond carrying bags (she's too small and weak to support A massively drunken Vagabond).

Apparently I was beat-boxing the entire way, and slept in the hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:53, 2 replies)
I like this.
Can I hire your lesbians for my next birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:12, closed)
i love you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:42, closed)

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