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My Stupid Youth

Me and one particular mate used to get up stupid, stupid vandalism when were young. We thought we were cool. I regret it all to this day.

Remember the balls you would get with liquid detergent like Ariel? We would fill those with enamel paint and lob them over the walls of the bus station at weekends aiming for the school buses.

We would go around my old school at weekends and vandalise whatever we could find, like modifying Casper the ghost on the nursery school window into some freakish ghoul or just give Spot the dog a raging hard-on.

The stupid part was that we did this on a sunny clear Saturday at 2PM in the afternoon, we just didn't have a clue really.

We decided that we would only get caught if we carried on, so we decided to become night owls. On our first night of shenanigans we got caught by the police. We were arrested and searched, my mate had two bottles of poppers in his pocket and I had rows of firework rockets strapped across my chest like Rambo. I can still hear the officers piss them selves laughing as we drove to the station.
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)