Saw this one a few years back
written on the cubicle wall at the Membury services

Stardate 2436.8
Beamed down for a shit.
Spock

It made me laugh.
I also have a habit of when someone at work pisses me off, I will write their mobile number on the wall of random toilets along with the promise of watersports and submissive acts. They then recieve 'interesting' calls and texts.
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 21:30, 7 replies)

oooh
So people do respond to those... Interesting...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 21:31, closed)

Some do reply
but those that do are scary bastards!
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 21:34, closed)

*makes obvious "captain's log" joke*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 23:14, closed)

Was Spock really in the toilets,
or was it slash fiction?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 23:34, closed)

Will Riker beamed down too
but only for number 1s.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 5:06, closed)

I love this
just for the passive aggressive revenge...

Clicky
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 10:32, closed)

I had some really bad klingons after I ate those roddenberries.

( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:41, closed)