My pint got vandalised...

( snee held his breath since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:21, 10 replies)

Hahaha good work. I shall do this now the nights are closing in, and my friends and I are taking to our winter drinks.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:49, closed)

Fuck, that's nothing.
I came back from the toilets once and drained my Guinness - to the amusement of all watching, who informed me between gasping laughs that my delicious beverage had been subject to a real dick, not your foamy impersonation.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:25, closed)

I actually refreshed my member one time in a mate's drink*...
Of all the people in the bar - who had to tell him?

My other half...

*In my defence, he WAS drinking kangaroo piss (aka Fosters)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, closed)

The faint taste of smeg
would improve Fosters.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:30, closed)

Well, I'm sure you're an upstanding member of society
whereas this guy was a proper specimen. Brought up as 100% teuchter,, he was so homophobic he dumped his girlfriend when she snogged another girl for his edification.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:40, closed)

I read somewhere that Marco Pierre White, having tried to chat up one of his dining clients and getting rebuffed at every turn, gave his membre virilis a rinse in her champagne, while saying "that's the closest I'm going to get with her tonight."

You have to applaud the man's perspicacity.

ObLength: I wasn't there. Can't really comment.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:01, closed)

Could've been worse.
It could've been a shamrock.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:55, closed)

aha!
Ill admit, I do this to peoples pints everytime they ask for the shamrock. Although my versions a little cruder, so it at least looks like I tried.
(bredstkcriminal, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:45, closed)

That little bastard Vern Troyer
teabagged your pint.
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:44, closed)

My pint got vandalised?
You didn't ask for a non-abusive one? You dick!
(Cosa Nostril, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 4:27, closed)