There's a church by my house with a motivational poster outside
and some "wag" added the legend "Jesus is a cunt" to the bottom of it. Some churchy types have recently put a strip of white tape over this scandalous accusation, but every time I walk that way I have this terrible urge to write over the top "Jesus is still a cunt".

This is why I don't carry a sharpie if I go out drinking
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, 5 replies)

Do it .....
you're scared !
( Ramsay Tupper, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, closed)

He might get smote down

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:17, closed)

Surely the past perfect of "Smote" is "Smut"?

I may be wrong about "past perfect". The gag isn't good enough to warrant googling it
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:06, closed)

I thought smote
was the past perfect of smite. Smited is just odd
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:13, closed)

Kind of
it's opposite a boxing gym, and the last thing I want is for some punchy, angry Christian to come out of there and catch me in the act
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:58, closed)