Is littering a form of Vandalism?
WHen I worked in the town-centre some years ago, I used to get the bus. ABout halfway into town, at a bus-stop outside an Iceland store, someone had chucked a full cucumber still in the plastic wrapping onto the top of the shelter. It was there each day I went past, and it became the second most noteworthy thing on the entire journey. Second only to another bus-stop being near a shop, the flat above which was home to a rather lovely lady wandering about in a short nightie getting ready in the morning, but I digress.
That cucumber slowly withered away, turning yellow in the process so that it looked like pensioner's forearm until after a month, it was just a cellophane tube full of manky water.



And the girl in the flat finally bought some curtains, but a week afterwards, I was made redundant.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:30, 1 reply)

On my bus route
there's a dead seagull on a roof which you can see from the top deck. It's taken month's and month's to slowly decompose. While it's quite interesting, I would rather there was a lady in a short nightie...
( splorp ®, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:24, closed)

That would be "months and months"
Signed, the Fourth Horseman of the Apostrophe
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:36, closed)

I was toying with writing
it as month's and months' to cause foaming at the mouth. However, I thought wrong-but-consistant was the way forward.
( splorp ®, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:43, closed)

I've seen "apple,s" and "do'nt"
[grinds teeth]

or even

[grind's teet'h]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:23, closed)

consistent

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)

Sorry
your write there. I quite often make mistake's.
( splorp ®, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:16, closed)