Back in the day...
I was at a london university... we were the second year of students to be in brand new halls. They were nice. However they were controlled by somewhat of an evil harridan of a bint, my contempt for this women I have only met twice since, a boss and another halls manager.

I digress, this foul woman had decided to make even the simplest task impossible, the turning point was when she claimed 300 quid off my girlfriend for a scorch mark on the inbuilt desk... a mark that was there when we arrived and was fully documented.

(I will also add that she tried to charge us 50 quid for the glass plate in the bottom of a super budget microwave, I am sure even then you could pick up a new one from Tesco for 20 quid)

So revenge was needed.

As is the architecture of modern halls, the walls were simply painted breeze blocks, with all cabling placed in white plastic trunking. If you're familiar with this set up you will know that the front face of this trunking comes away really easily.

So my leaving gift and I am sure it's still there to only be witnessed by various contractors. Was a lovely tirade telling all about the virtues of said hell bent maid.

I don't recall exactly what it was I said, but I know it went all around the kitchen and half way down the hall...

My secret rebellion.

I didn't put any prawns there, one of my few regrets.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:28, 6 replies)

erm..
say what?
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:46, closed)

Man writes passive aggressive note where no-one can see it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:34, closed)

so your story is that you didn't actually do anything?
excellent. well done.

AB, your call...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:40, closed)

I know the writing is far from perfect..
but I *think* the point was that he wrote a tirade about the woman on the inside of all the cable trunking.

That's my best guess anyway.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:59, closed)

that's what I get from it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:05, closed)

Fuck me, that's taking passive aggression to Olympic levels.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:38, closed)