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We voted WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange as B3ta's Person of the Year. Who do you have as 2010's scoundrel and why?

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:34)
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The Pope
Got to be. Promoting homophobic policies... check. Demonizing condoms in AIDS hotzones... check. Being anachronistically misogynistic... check. Banging on about the holiness of poverty while sat on a 12ft high GOLDEN THRONE... check.

But for deliberately obstructing police investigations into child abuse, deliberately moving abusive priests into new areas with fresh children to abuse, deliberately blaming anyone else other than himself and the church, while all the time trying to paint himself as somehow on the moral high ground and the "real victim" in all this... big fat fucking 12 FOOT HIGH GOLDEN CHECK.

Sorry. I'm off to dig out the Quality Street and try to calm down.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:05, 18 replies)
Terry 'now where did I leave my car' Pratchett
For being a spasticated-hat-wearing, smug, shit-book-writing solid gold Alzheimers cunt. The only thing worse than his bent books is his army of Simpsons-tie wearing lolwaki fans. What kind of turd dresses up as a character from a third-rate fantasy novel and goes to a convention chock full of likeminded deacons? A Colin Hunt, Iron Maiden listening WoWer, that's who.

I hope he dies on Christmas Day, burnt to death in a house fire caused by his own mental decline. Douglas Adams was shit too. So is Red fucking Dwarf. And so are you.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:42, 29 replies)
The unknown disturbed person who trapped a wasp in my wheelie bin.

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:41, 4 replies)
cr3 for throwing the land of b3ta in to a whirlwind of confusion

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:01, 42 replies)
The general public of Britain
for almost universally adopting the policy "it isn't affecting me right now this instant as we speak so why the fuck should I care?".
(, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 12:55, 7 replies)
We, the people
For letting ourselves be conned into believing that, even after decades of political corruptness, we could trust a politician to keep his word,

for letting society get to a point where a man can be jailed for telling everyone what the people who run our lives truly think,

and for, yet again, letting X Factor take the Christmas Number 1.
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:58, 5 replies)
Old Father Time
What do you mean I'm 35 now?! When the fuck did that happen?

Time.

You.

Cunt.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:52, 23 replies)
Hulk Hogan
for destroying the World Trade Centre, the musclebound walrus-tached cunt.

I've seen the photographic evidence, there's no conspiracy there.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:39, 1 reply)
first...balls second
Predictable but that spinless turncoat Clegg.
History would remember you as the man who sold the youth of the future up the river. But since the universities will be full of the Rich and the Welsh no one will remember.

And a honourable mention to the rozzers who decied to enact their own Little Britan Sketch on Jody Mcintrye.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)
The People of Wooton Bassett
wheel a Tesco trolley down the high street full of Iraqi and Afghani child sized coffins once in a while you smug cunts!
(, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 4:56, 50 replies)
David Cameron
I know there's not a lot of love for Cleggy-chops at the moment, but let's not forget whose party actually proposed the grossly misdirected round of cuts in the first place. He's getting all of the most disgusting cuts to welfare, the rape of student finances, and the fudging of figures with the NHS out of the way early while the Lib Dems are too scared to complain and lose their (limited) grip on power.

The real schism in the Coalition will come over something far more trivial, like a 5p rise in garlic prices, or an 'unsustainable' level of Observer readership. Or something.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:51, 1 reply)
Douglas Adams
for still being dead
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:58, 3 replies)
Anyone who bought this piece of audio bilge


Seriously, unless people stop buying this shit, they won't stop!

If you are fortunate enough not to know what this sounds like, and insane enough to want to know.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:44, 11 replies)
Charlie Gilmore.
The son of a millionaire who desecrated a memorial to the dead and so gave all students at the fee's protest bad name.

His Secondary School Cost 9000 a Term- concidentally the same amount as the Fee's will be raised to for a YEAR.

For being a History student who didn't realise what the Cenotaph was about- I can see the taxpayers money has been of great use in educating him

And finally for being an annoying twerp to boot.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:22, 11 replies)
Nick Clegg
He betrayed millions of students, such as myself.

It seems the only thing he can do is bend over for the PM and let him have his wicked way with him.

Major kudos to the students for not doing the same.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:10, 23 replies)
Rupert Murdoch
He's a cunt. Do I need to say more?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:50, 11 replies)
That woman in the advert who mimes...
..."ISA ISA Baby" is begging for a punch in her retarded, trout-like face.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:35, 9 replies)
Julian Assange
for raising unrealistic expectations of sexual interaction amongst the internerd community worldwide.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Simon Cockwell... i mean Cowell
For continuing to rape the soul of music year in year out.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:39, 2 replies)
Julian Assange.
I didn't vote for the cunt for person of the year, and until we have an award for Creepy Rapist of the year, this'll have to do.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:50, 19 replies)
I see, predictably,
...that the Clegg nominations have started.

Let me offer an alternative: you lot. Yes, you, you bunch of mongs. Or rather, anyone who didn't actually go out and vote Liberal Democrat.

Because, thing is, if you had done, then maybe we wouldn't have a sodding coalition. We'd have a genuine Liberal Democrat Government, and maybe - just - it might be able to keep a few more of the pledges.

Instead we have over five times as many Conservatives as LibDems. This is due, funnily enough, to more mongs voting Conservative. Now it would be lovely if, where their policies conflict (as with tuition fees and a zillion others), the LibDem policies held sway. But simple force of numbers means it ain't gonna happen. Instead, basically, we get a Conservative government but 16.6666% less evil (I think my maths is right. The coincidence of the word "Conservative" and the number "666" makes me think it must be).

The single most depressing post-election statistic I've seen is this one. "The polling over-statement of the Liberal Democrats was caused by a lot of their support coming from the young who, as it turned out, failed to vote." Or, in other words, we could have got a decent result for once... if people who blithely said to the pollsters "oh, of course, I'll be voting LibDem" had actually bothered to go down and vote.

But, you know, if Photoshopping big noses onto Nick Clegg salves your conscience, go to it.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:51, 49 replies)
Bob Crow
For being a self-serving, fat cunt.

Can I say cunt?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:41, 10 replies)
Baldmonkey!
Hahaha! eat my shorts Johnodin.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:37, 9 replies)
Head of Entertainment on BBC1
For green-lighting Dr Who.

In 1963.

I just sat through an hour of nonsensical, cripplingly embarrassed actors and actresses wanking away my license fee.

That Matt bloke already looks like he's had his face beaten concave, so there's nothing we can do to harm him! Nothing!!!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:35, 8 replies)
Whoever it was who gave me Norovirus.
They can fuck right off.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:39, 1 reply)
Tesco
I can't be bothered to post all the evidence but do your research. tesco pay next to no tax in the UK, they offshore the lot.

My boss informed me that in the year of 2008-2009 they paid approximately 16k in tax. I now refuse to shop there. Yes they do employ a lot of people but it still sucks ingrowing toe nails.

This QOTW is making me angry...grrrrrr Arrow smash!!!!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:22, 12 replies)
Michael Mcintyre
for being so middle of the road he's got cats eyes.

All that fucking stage time and you fill the world with dross that every cunt has already noticed. Breaks my heart! This can't be what people what. It just can't.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:39, 1 reply)
Piers Morgan
for being a shit cunt fuck slime cancer cell.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Murdoch
Always Rupert Murdoch, every year. Forever.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:40, 5 replies)
Every Liberal Democrat everywhere
Where's your hoity-toity, holier than thou, "ooh, we're different", "be the change" shite now?

It's not just Clegg who's sold his tuchus to Cameron. It's the whole lot of them: Cable, Hughes, Campbell, right down to the grassroots. All those posturing bastards who sneered at the other political parties for not being progressive, honest or "fair"

Now, as higher education is ripped out of the hands of ordinary people, thousands upon thousands lose their jobs and the economy floats down the pan on the back of purely ideological cuts, we see the Lib Dems for what they are: limp-wristed, spineless, gutless, corporate little bitches. To use Bill Hicks's phrase: suckers of Satan's cock every single one of them.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:51, 8 replies)

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