Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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i faked itthe first time we ever got down n dirty, i ended up having to fake it, because slipping inside her was like squeezing a snooker cue down a well*, and i got precisely 0 satisfaction from it.
i also pulled a muscle in the back of my leg, and ended walking around like john wayne for 3 days
and she told me she was a virgin. yeah. right...
*Some prefer the saying "waving a chipolata in the (dartford/mersey/channel) tunnel", but i am of a respectable length, and dont want to sell myself short. pun not intended
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lo, the Greebo Warrior, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 22:15,
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