I was 17 or 18...
...It was about 4am, and I was so drunk that I couldn't see. For some reason i'd been dragged to an awful awful club in either Tamworth, Cannock or Wolverhampton (I can't remember), and I was the last person to be dropped home by this rather large girl. I was essentially passed out in the passenger seat, when I noticed a head greedily slurping in my lap. I was too drunk to care, really, and she drove to a secluded car park (I think), where she slid her enormous bulk on to me. I think I fell asleep, because the next thing I can remember is walking up my driveway and collapsing on the front step. A shaky start to an illustrious shagging career.
( Leningrad, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 6:48, closed)