First Year at uni.
I was ultra mullered and for some reason ended up in this girls room who i neither fancied or ever considered a potential bonk. She had been staying in her room while i had been out at the bar party downstairs. My mate worked behind the bar so i was already steaming. She decides we should break out the malibu. Sometime later im suddenly on top thrusting away. When i realised what i was doing i rolled over and passed out. Didnt even jizz. Does that count?

I got out sharpish in the morning and we just put it down to massive drunkeness. Im not sure if she knows it was my first time tho im sure someone must have told her.

If it doesnt count then i got some more action in my 3rd year. IF only id done as well in my other years as my third!
(Mr Sinister, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 14:39, closed)