This is the reason
why I'm banned from every Riley's Snooker/Pool place in the UK.

A few months ago, it was a friend of mine's birthday, and i got utterly shitfaced on vodka before going out for a game of pool.

Upon entering the Rileys all i did was flash my membership card and they let me in, no bouncers or anything to see that i really was very drunk.

I played a first game of pool (i cant remember who won or whatever... only i carried on drinking) and eventually i was staggering. I fell into someone elses pool table and was abruptly sick all over it.

Wiping the vom from my mouth, as the two people using the table got slightly angry i had been sick on their table, caused quite a stir, one of the blokes decided to hit me, which was a foolish mistake and i was then sick on him rather violently,

By now some of the staff had come out to stop the commotion, one of them sat me down and gave me a drink of water. I had another technecolour yawn into the glass, and it kind of arched out in a fan spraying everything in a radius, including the staff member who was trying to help me

Rather angry, he demanded my Membership card, which i fumbled around for and produced, he put the details into the computer (while i was sitting in a perpetual puddle of my own sick) and told me i had a lifetime ban on me and ripped up my membership card.

My mates, of course, found this hugely hilarious as i staggered out into the street (and was only slightly sick again on the stairs down to the street - there wasnt much stuff left in me) however i thought it best if i attempted to go home.

My only thanking - I didnt throw up in the taxi.
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:24, Reply)