Streams of Whiskey
After a whiskey-fueled 18 year old's party fizzled out and everyone fell asleep in piles on the floor, I was woken by by friend dragging what looked like a dead body into the 'off limits parent's bedroom'. I stood up despite the room spinning like a waltzer to find out what had happened.

On entering the room the smell hit me, there was vomit and shit all over the bed, the contents of the drawers were on the floor and the light shade was in tatters.

'What happened?' I asked him.

'I think I was a bit pissed and had an accident.' came the obvious reply.

'So who is the dead boy?'

'Oh he's not dead - he's just hammered. I thought if I dragged him in here, laid him on the bed and wiped puke on his face he would think he did it and clean it up.'

It did work. And worked on many occasions after this party too.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, 1 reply)

Not quiet as bad
After a night on the tiles when I was much younger and still living with my parents I felt the desire to puke and I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom.

I climbed out of my bunk bed and puked on the upper bunk where my brother was sleeping soundly.

I got away with having to clean up and my bro got the day off school, he never did recall being sick in the night.
(paulwoody, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:27, closed)