Greenday at Milton Keyenes bowl a year or two ago.
As a venue, it's pretty crap. However, it's surrounded by a slopey sort of undergrowth area that you can get inside and sit under if the weather's hot cos there's no other shade.

And it's also a good place to go for a piss without having to queue.

This is the option one girl took, and promptly squatted in the bushese surrounded by her mates for privacy. Now, I was aware of this, but not watching it.

Another bloke obviously was, as when she had finished and scarpered, he wandered over to where she had relieved herself, wiped his hand on the still wet leaves, took a big sniff, then pulled down his trousers and had a wank right there and then.

Lovely.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 13 Oct 2007, 10:06, Reply)