My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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wanking monkeyswhilst visiting the lovely town of Chiang Mai in Thailand I was checking into a grotty hotel and was amused by an endearing little monkey who sat behind the counter with his little hand on the (male) receptionist's shoulder. This cute picture of interspecies friendship took a different turn when, whilst I filled in the registration form, the receptionist reached around and started wanking off the little monkey's cock. I found it totally offputting and forgot my passport number...
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:25, Reply)
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