Grand Union Canal
Anyone who has been on a narrowboat holiday will know that at night and away from towns the canals are beautiful places. It's very peaceful, little or no noise and no artificial light so the stars look amazing. They will also know that narrow boats have doors at either end that are quite similar.

I was having a nice argument on the phone with my then girlfriend. To get some privacy I jumped off the boat and walked up to the nearest lock gate and sat and sorted things out. I then walked back to the narrowboat. A few minutes later my phone rang again so I got up, walked out of the double doors and jumped on to the bank. Except there was no bank. I had walked out of the wrong end of the boat and jumped feet first, fully clothed into an 8 foot deep, still and stagnant canal.
( Peej, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:28, 7 replies)

You should marry her
then you wouldn't need to be jumping out of any doors, because she'd be standing right next to you, screaming directly into your fucking ear, for hours and hours at a time.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:11, closed)

You don't have to tell me that
I have a wife now
( Peej, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:22, closed)

Let's go
to the pub.

:(
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:33, closed)

Your round first tho
the missus spent the paycheck this week. :(
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:01, closed)

Hope you've already paid your OKcupid subs.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:25, closed)

Ha
Not the first to do it. Grand Union isn't 8ft deep though. 3ft 6 maybe...
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:02, closed)

There are parts of it that are easily that deep
I was fully submerged and didn't touch the bottom, mind you we may have been on the oxford canal, we started off in Braunston when the two meet and I was very drunk
( Peej, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:26, closed)