WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Went to a wedding last year...... the first dance was to that song, "I like big butts.."
Classy...
Oh, and another friend's wedding. The best man was so nervous he kind of buggered up the joke he was telling... It wouldn't have been so bad, but the joke started with "Being a best man, is a bit like being asked to make love to the queen mum"... Bearing in mind she had been dead only a week... Half the room absolutely wet themselves laughing... the other half were absolutely silent.
The bride still isn't talking to him now...
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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:08,
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