WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Weddings? I'm the expertFollowing the Year of Many Weddings (8 in one year is more than any sane person should have to put up with), I have more than a few stories.
Most notable would be the bride and groom who set fire to a church banner while doing some american thing with candles (each had a small candle, lit a big one with both flames, joining together as one, you get the picture).
That wedding also had the mother and father of the groom, the mother and father of the bride, the foster mother and father of the bride, the grans of the bride, the grans of the groom...it took 20 mins to get everyone down the aisle.
Can I include the camping hen weekend beside Loch Lomond, where we had to call the fire brigade to put out the bbq/fire we'd started ("ooh, the strippers are here!"), and where a bridesmaid woke up from sleepwalking into the loch. Oh, the same bridesmaid (sister of the groom) crashed into the bride's car on the way there too.
And it's true, the bridesmaid always get laid. Best night I've had so far was as a bridesmaid at my best friends wedding.
I doubt I'll get to repeat it at the next wedding I'm a bridesmaid for tho. I'm sharing a room with the bride's sister. Oh, and the best man. Sadly the best man is a woman.
And when my blind gran opens her wedding favour to find a star wars figurine, it's going to take a lot of explaining. (100% serious, they've bought 200 of the things!)
F x
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:41, Reply)
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