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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us your wedding stories.

(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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every wedding I go to all the old ladies keep poking me saying "you'll be next" but at funerals I poke the old ladies and say "you're next"!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 16:40, Reply)

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