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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us your wedding stories.

(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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I vaguely remember my aunt's wedding
I was 14. It was the perfect white Catholic wedding. I really can't remember most of it, as the reception afterward was the first time in my life I ever got utterly pissed.

I do recall stealing bottles of champagne from the tables and hanging out with a woman in her mid-40's who did nothing but complain about her husband and act like a teenager, before we stole a golf cart from the club we were at and abandoned it in the middle of the nearby neighborhood.

After the reception, I returned to the hotel with my dad, uncle, and brother, as well as several bottles of (badly) concealed champagne, where I watched my first-ever porno on PPV in a room down the hallway with some cousins I didn't even know I had. (And gave a fairly entertaining drunken rendition of the classic "birds and bees" talk to the younger members of the audience)

The evening ended with my dad and uncle (and others) smoking enough cigars in the hotel stairwell to set off the fire alarms, at which point 300 or so of my relatives (and new relatives) poured out into the parking lot in one giant, rowdy, drunken (and half- half-naked) group before converging en masse on the hotel pool/plaza, where a good 50 of us decided the best course of action to take whilst waiting for the firemen to call 'all clear' was to throw every loose object we could find into the water...

Strangely enough, this sort of thing happens every time 3 or more of my extended family members get together...

I love my family!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 9:14, closed)

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